Trying out something today. In an effort to really stick this Blog into the nation’s collective consciousness, I came up with a plan. Why not find what the most popular keyword searches on the internet are, and stick them all in one blog? That’s gotta get some attention right? Here goes.
I read the other day on Yahoo News that Michael Jackson and Lady Gaga totally Twitter’ed each other on the set of Glee while Brett Favre the Grandfather looked on. Of course everyone used their Apple iPad to search Google and then Facebook chatted about it the next day. Don’t worry though, Brittany Favre has Health Care, and I’m sure Glen Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity of Fox News are all very proud of her. The rest of the Twilight-loving world would love to see her go all Britney Spears and shave her head or something. Maybe she’ll end up on Dancing With The Stars or American Idol and provide us with wholesome entertainment just like Adam Lambert once did. Man, Megan Fox is pretty hot isn’t she? I bet a bunch of NASCAR fans wouldn’t mind watching her and Kim Kardashian mud wrestle while Jenny McCarthy sings “Pants on the Ground” on top of a Toyota Prius with the windows down playing the latest Susan Boyle record. And I have no doubt in my mind that once Justin Bieber is old enough to like girls he wouldn’t mind kickin back with the Jonas Brothers and getting in on that sweet action as well, while Tiger Woods lays low and plays in the Masters at Augusta National Golf Club. Heck, Barack Obama might even get a kick out of it. Maybe Kate Gosselin and Martha Stewart could team up and cater the event while Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Madonna talk about adopting stuff, while Oprah uses her iPhone to take pictures and post them on Flickr.
Today’s Blong (blog song) of the day is from a little group I like to call Ratatat. I guess they like to call themselves Ratatat as well. Anyways, it sucks that there isn’t an actual video for the song, but to put it in surfer slang, this gets me totally stoked, brah.