Archive for April 23, 2010

Friday Fun Facts-Lame Jokes Edition

The Friday Fun Facts is taking a slight left turn today, as we are going to share some really lame jokes with everyone. You’ve probably heard some of these before, and we’re all very happy for you.

-A teacher asked a student how he had spent his summer vacation. He replied “My dog ran into the street, and a car hit him right in the ass! It really messed him up.”  The teacher said to him “You should say rectum instead.” The boy looked confused and said “Rectum?! Damn near killed ’em!”

-A termite walks into a bar and says “Is the bar tender here?”

-What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.

-Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.

-What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing you idiot, apples can’t talk.

-Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies.

-Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

-Why don’t they have toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-lickin good.

-You’re such a smart ass you could sit on a bucket of ice cream and tell what flavor it is.

That one wasn’t really a joke, but I found it funny, so lay off, I’m trying my best.

Categories: Jokes
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