Shlogust has begun. Might as well warm up for the long haul ahead with a joke. The following gem comes from my friend K-Swan. It’s about two bananas.
Two bananas are sitting on a riverbank. A turd comes floating by and says “Come on in, the water’s fine!”
The first banana looks at the second and says “Do you believe that sh*t?”
Once you stop laughing, here’s the Blong. It’s the first of the month.