Salubrious Sunday – How to Cure a Hangover

After having a few drinks on Friday night with some people that I know, I found myself with a hangover. Here is how I went about getting rid of it.

After arriving home around noon on Saturday, I ate a whole thing of mac ‘n cheese with broccoli, spinach, and tomatoes in it, hoping that the healing qualities of the vegetables would cleanse my filthy insides. That didn’t really do anything, so I took a four hour nap. When I woke up, I ate a cheese tortilla roll-up thing. Then I went out for an eight mile run, thinking that exercise would flush out my system. I believe the run actually made things worse, because my dehydration level was increased. So I drank 64 ounces of Powerade and ate a four-cheese pizza with broccoli on it, and sat around for awhile. Then I took another nap, this time for about 10 1/2 hours. As of nine o’clock this morning, I felt like a new man.

Key points:

-Eat as much cheese as possible

-Don’t exercise because you will become dehydrated

-Try to get around 14 hours of sleep

-Sit on the couch a lot

That’s just what I did. Results may vary for people of a different age/body type/gender than me.

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