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Two Ideas That Would Make America A Better Place

-if we were to shorten the american workday to four hours, that would solve the unemployment problem………you wouldn’t get as much done, and you’d know that you would have something to do the next day and nobody would ever get laid off again, ever………there is absolutely no way this would not work……

-we need bidets in this country…..if you’re walking barefoot outside and step in dog excrement you don’t just wipe your foot off with a paper towel and call it good………..

 

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