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Maybe Barack Obama And Mitt Romney Could Combine To Form One Super-President Called Mirack Obomney

Here’s how to make everyone in America happy after November’s election: Barack Obama and Mitt Romney can combine their powers to form the juggernaut Mirack Obomney. What about the vice president? I thought of that too. We bring in Ralph Nader and Ross Perot, who will congeal into Rolph Perader. For added enforcement, a hologram of Reagan will preside over meetings between Obomney and Perader, all while the choicest cuts from Clinton’s mid-’90s White House harem make the rounds, seeing to it that no Cuban goes unlit and no scotch glass ever empties.

  1. September 26, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    You realize that when you bring Nader and Perot close enough to fuse the result will be mutual annihilation, and the subsequent burst of undirected psychic chaos will sterilize most of the known universe? How do I donate to this project?

    • September 26, 2012 at 6:46 pm

      The universe is in need of a good sterilization. You can just give the money right to me.

  2. Marc Schuster
    October 7, 2012 at 8:18 pm

    Dare I say it? That would be Mirackulous.

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