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My Three-Year-Old Nephew Has An Eight-Year-Old Girlfriend

He may not know her name, and we aren’t sure if the girl in question is aware of the fact that they’re dating, but little Gavi-Shenanigans is in his mind officially dating a girl nearly three times as old as he is. All we know is that she’s petite, and, given her age, still very vivacious—I can really do nothing but respect Baby G for taming the Cougar. This is the equivalent of me dating a woman in her mid-eighties, which is a quest I have recently been looking into.

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  1. Tom Gibson
    December 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    Don’t do it! Look what happened to Anna Nicole Smith.

  2. Alyson Henning
    December 3, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    We also know she wears sparkly shoes. I think that’s what started the attraction in the first place.

  3. December 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    So funny. “taming the Cougar” – LOL.

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