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“My Other Car Is A Tiny Penis”

Bumper sticker, spotted today on a Cadillac full of old women: “My other car is a tiny penis.”

What does that even mean?

  1. February 26, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    Is it sad that I googled this quote? Sigh… I still didn’t get it though.

  2. February 26, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    It’s supposed to be funny that they ride a tiny penis…..Bazinga….?

    • February 26, 2013 at 9:10 pm

      I was wondering if it was supposed to be making fun of their significant other. I don’t know why you would advertise that on you car……

      • March 1, 2013 at 2:55 pm

        Unhealthily bitter, perhaps? You’d be amazed at how openly blunt some people can be when they’re miserable. O___O

  3. February 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    Are you sure it wasn’t a “tiny prius”?

  4. March 4, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    You know, if it said “large penis,” I’d say they own the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. However, the “tiny penis” thing really throws me off. And I’m not bragging, I’m just saying…

    • March 4, 2013 at 3:40 pm

      Maybe there’s some sort of new cocktail-weinermobile that no one knows about yet. Otherwise, yeah, I’m still baffled by it.

  5. March 4, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    hello, thanks for the like on my blog, “The National Harold-Gazette”.
    you have some good stuff here.
    as for old ladies and Cadillacs; one time as a driving teacher, an older lady of either late 60’s or early 70’s wanted to take a few lessons to make sure she did not forget how to drive. she wanted to use her car, which was one of those big tank-like Caddy’s. She got into the car, and even with adjusting the seat she still could barely see over the steering wheel. but you know what? she done did good during each lesson i had her out driving.

  6. March 10, 2013 at 6:49 pm

    Cadillac = overly large car

    Person who drives overly large care = overcompensating for something

    Overcompensating = tiny penis

    So her other ‘ride’ is a tiny penis; she’s overcompensating. Makes perfect sense to me.

    And as a general rule, I’m not a fan of bumper stickers. But that one is kinda funny. 😀

  7. nel
    November 6, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Hi, a bit late but…
    I also have “my other car is a tiny penis” sticker, I’ve get it by the bike punk collective during a show (they were selling stickers, tee shirts etc)
    those people are pro bike,”against” cars and motors things… So it’s a joke, as said before big car, truck = compensation to a small penis, so if you put this sticker on your bike frame…that’s a funny joke…

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