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A Few Random Things

—this happened one time in a restaurant:

servant: “would you like soup or salad with that?”

me: “a super salad, eh? yes, yes that sounds good. i’ll have that.”

servant: “well, which one?”

me: “there’s more than one super salad?!”

it was kind of like one of those ‘who’s on first’ things

every time one of my friends starts dating a new person, my first question for that friend is always, “what, is she blind and deaf?”

why does the orkin man wear a helmet? they’re bugs.

that’s all i’ve got.

—no it isn’t. i have a coworker with the last name Jass (i really do). not once have I asked if he has a relative with the name hugh. am i losing my wit, or finally showing signs of maturity?

 

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  1. April 23, 2013 at 5:42 pm

    This is hilarious. I couldn’t stop giggling!

  2. April 23, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    And can you imagine trying to introduce Hugh’s mother or sister?

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