A Few Random Things
—this happened one time in a restaurant:
servant: “would you like soup or salad with that?”
me: “a super salad, eh? yes, yes that sounds good. i’ll have that.”
servant: “well, which one?”
me: “there’s more than one super salad?!”
it was kind of like one of those ‘who’s on first’ things
—every time one of my friends starts dating a new person, my first question for that friend is always, “what, is she blind and deaf?”
—why does the orkin man wear a helmet? they’re bugs.
—that’s all i’ve got.
—no it isn’t. i have a coworker with the last name Jass (i really do). not once have I asked if he has a relative with the name hugh. am i losing my wit, or finally showing signs of maturity?