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I think that Kmart commercial would have been a lot funnier if everyone, instead of saying they just shipped their pants, said they had just shit their pants. There’s nothing funny about pants being loaded into a truck and delivered somewhere. And if they used my suggestion, there could be some kind of tie-in campaign with cleaning supplies and laundry detergent.

 

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  1. April 26, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Funnier, and probably my accurate, considering the majority of people who shop there…

    • April 26, 2013 at 8:41 pm

      I know, it just makes so much more sense. Kmart’s marketing department really “shipped” the bed on this one.

      • April 26, 2013 at 10:41 pm

        Lol! Remind me never to buy my shits… I mean sheets there.

  2. April 30, 2013 at 8:17 am

    You could even call the cleaning product something clever, like “For shit pants cleaning.” That’s gold.

    • April 30, 2013 at 7:59 pm

      I was thinking more like “for cleaning pants shit,” but I’m not married to my version.

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