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Happy Birthday To My Mother

Well, today is the birthday of my Mother. She taught me a great deal about frugality, which is why I’ve been using the same sandwich bag for over five months now, and haven’t flushed my toilet in three. She’s on vacation Brazil at the moment, but this is the conversation we will have when she gets back in a week or so.
Me: I got you flowers on your birthday, but they got old and I had to throw them out.
Mother: You shouldn’t have!
Me: Oh good, ‘cuz I didn’t.
Lesser mothers would be disappointed, maybe even insulted. Mine however, will be happy that I thought about getting her flowers. Then, she will be even more happy when she realizes that I was able to brighten her day without spending any money at all. Happy birthday Mom!

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  1. June 7, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    Where in Brazil is she?

    • June 8, 2013 at 7:26 am

      I’m actually not sure, my Dad is there on business and she’s tagging along, and I think they’re going a few different places.

      • June 8, 2013 at 7:53 am

        Well, I hope they have a great time.

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