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Go Ahead, Wiretap Me All You Want

I don’t mind. It’s the sorry bastard that has to listen in on my calls that should be out there protesting. If somebody is getting paid to listen to me talk in a variety of voices and accents, make odd animal noises, and have conversations about whether or not turtles can breathe through their anuses (some can), more power to him or her.

My one concern is that some brown-nosed yes-man looking to make a name for himself will mistakenly decipher all this as some sort of bizarre code, instead of taking it at face value.

If so, all I can say to the government is this: come at me bro.

  1. June 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    So, it you take the first letter from each word of this post, then take the last word from each sentence and put them together, you end up with the following coded statement: Paula Dean eats KFC.

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