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Observations From Tonight’s Walmart Trip

……..i think i was the skinniest person there. that includes the children…..

……everyone seemed to have a smoker’s cough and knee problems. not one or the other. both. EVERYONE. that includes the children…..

……everyone seemed to have multiple loud children. that includes the children……..

………i think i saw not one, but two couples that were on a date………..and they weren’t like long-term couples either, they were having some real heart-felt first date ‘get-to-know-you’ conversations……….

………as the throbbing hordes coughed and limped around me, cursing their deteriorating knee cartilage, i was nearly swallowed by the gelatinous mass, almost sucked right in, to become one of them……but i made it out

  1. December 3, 2013 at 8:53 pm

    The people who shop at Target seem more sophisticated, but it could be all the red paint. Everybody looks more glamorous in red.

    • December 3, 2013 at 11:42 pm

      And everyone looks skinny in Costco next to those huge 128-packs of cereals and 100lb sacks of potatoes,

      • December 3, 2013 at 11:52 pm

        You’re absolutely right. I’m think about having our family Christmas photo taken at Costco in the bulk food section.

      • December 8, 2013 at 6:24 pm

        That sounds about right……have your picture taken next to extremely large things and you will look small. It’s quite simple really.

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