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Observations From Tonight’s Walmart Trip
……..i think i was the skinniest person there. that includes the children…..
……everyone seemed to have a smoker’s cough and knee problems. not one or the other. both. EVERYONE. that includes the children…..
……everyone seemed to have multiple loud children. that includes the children……..
………i think i saw not one, but two couples that were on a date………..and they weren’t like long-term couples either, they were having some real heart-felt first date ‘get-to-know-you’ conversations……….
………as the throbbing hordes coughed and limped around me, cursing their deteriorating knee cartilage, i was nearly swallowed by the gelatinous mass, almost sucked right in, to become one of them……but i made it out
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The people who shop at Target seem more sophisticated, but it could be all the red paint. Everybody looks more glamorous in red.
And everyone looks skinny in Costco next to those huge 128-packs of cereals and 100lb sacks of potatoes,
You’re absolutely right. I’m think about having our family Christmas photo taken at Costco in the bulk food section.
That sounds about right……have your picture taken next to extremely large things and you will look small. It’s quite simple really.