It’s Saturday. Here’s a joke to tell at that house party, weenie roast, or fish fry you’re attending tonight:
Q/ What is black, white, red, and can’t think?
A\ A nun with a beet for a head.
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I can honestly say I didn’t see that coming. And not because I have a beet for a head.
I’m going to be honest, I stole it from a deleted scene in ‘The Office.’
Ahhhh, that Michael….!