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Bird Problems

Does anyone out there possess knowledge of bird digestive systems? I’m pretty sure the one that lives on my balcony has diarrhea. Normally, they leave small, white, circular marks that easily wash away with any rainfall. Lately, there are giant chunky piles with residual splatter that travels up to three feet.

I’ve already pumped a few worms full of Pepto and left them in a dish near the nest. The projectile shatting only seemed to intensify after that.

Help! I don’t know what to do!

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  1. June 7, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    I don’t know how to heal a bird diarrhea, so I recommend getting a cat.

    • June 9, 2014 at 10:10 am

      I have diarrhea all the time too, so the cat would probably just get it then. Maybe this whole thing isn’t the bird’s fault…..

  2. June 8, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    Eww! Try putting some Imodium in with some bird seed?

  3. June 9, 2014 at 4:40 am

    What you have is a pterodactyl.

  4. June 9, 2014 at 4:09 pm

    I can’t say that I have the information that you are looking for but I could suggest you put out some pedialyte so that the bird doesn’t get dehydrated. The last think you need is a dehydrated bird hanging around hitting its self into your window because it is confused for lack of electrolytes.

    P.s your blog made me laugh out loud I’ll be back!

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