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Ten Things People Love About Lists

1: You love lists. This is a list.

2: You can share this list on Facebook, or Twitter, or Tumblr, to let everyone know that you have read a list, and that you want them to read the same list.

3: This list connects with you in some deep way, it confirms a belief you hold, or it talks about your childhood. It really does.

4: You would someday like to make a list of your own, but this list listed all the things you could ever dream of listing. Now you have more free time to read lists.

5: After you say ‘list’ a lot, it begins to sound like it’s not really a word.

6: If there were a top ten list of the top ten lists, this list would be included.

7: This top ten list is unique in that it only contains seven items.

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  1. June 26, 2014 at 11:15 am

    Very amusing! 🙂

  2. June 26, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Funny.

  3. June 26, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    It’s also great for knowing how far you are to the end of the list.

    • June 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm

      Perhaps the next list will have the numbers out of sequence. Keep the people on their toes.

  4. laugraeva
    June 27, 2014 at 12:53 am

    Saying “list” sounds like a whisper… liissst

  5. June 28, 2014 at 7:52 pm

    9 out of 10 online articles are lists. Nice satire here!

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