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Notes From The Cosmos

An LG Cosmos.

Sometimes I write little notes to myself.

And sometimes, when I want to write a little note to myself and there is no pen or paper around, I pull out my cellular telephone, a first generation LG Cosmos, and activate the “Notepad” feature.

For instance, on October 28th of last year, I recorded this: “Why aren’t there any funny tampon commercials.”

Here we are, over a year later, and I still have not witnessed a humorous feminine napkin advertisement, and I still don’t understand what tampons are actually for.

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  1. November 6, 2015 at 2:05 am

    and I still don’t understand what tampons are actually for

    Then read the box, it says so right there. They’re a ticket a to fun. You can go horse riding, swimming, parachuting…

    • November 6, 2015 at 5:22 am

      If they’re the ticket to fun, I need to go out and get some for myself then!

      • November 6, 2015 at 5:52 am

        I buy them by the box, wholesale

  2. November 6, 2015 at 6:47 am

    But they are only used period-ically.

    • November 6, 2015 at 8:42 pm

      I think by only using them periodically, that increases the novelty and makes it more special and fun?

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