Potato Nectar

 “So,” you say, muscling down another drink, “This patootie nectar, how do you make it?”

Tuberious: “It’s Potato Nectar, you jackass. Anyways, we concentrate the glycoalkaloids from the essence of our potato bodies, and let it ferment into the delicious beverage that you are now drinking.”

Being a doctor, you realize the poisonous effects of glycoalkanoids on humans, and realize that at a concentrated level, it can result in death. Which it does. You die.

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