Santa Dies, And So Do You

Well you’ve done it. You let Santa die, along with the dreams of millions of children all over the world. Who’s going to bring them presents now? Some government-agent-type-guy who calls himself Captain Christmas comes out of nowhere, takes you to a secret detainment center, and beats you without mercy for hours on end. He then shoots you in both feet, both kneecaps, and both arms. Then he finally ends it by shooting you in your stupid face for ruining Christmas. You deserved that one.

Well, looks like I should start over.

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