Dog Piano

In lieu of putting in any effort to come up with something, I’m going to post this “song” that came in by request. It wasted 58 seconds of my life, and it is the worst piece of crap I have ever seen.

Happy Birthday, Dog

It is this dog’s birthday today:

Meet Brutus, the dainty pet of a stogie-chompin’, Harley ridin’, veteran-of-two-tours-in-Iraq Army Sergeant. What a little cuddlebug.

Apparently, beggars can be choosers.

I am actually going out of my way to attend a party for this dog because I am pathetic.

Here’s the Blong (Blog song). Neil Young – Cortez the Killer. You should probably be in a very relaxing chair while listening to this.