I Was Gone For A Little Bit. I’m Back Now.
I’ve been out of the blogosphere for a few weeks, but I’ve been doing stuff:
—I gave three cans of beans to a food shelter. I am now part of the solution.
—I travelled.
—I came back.
—I was undercharged at a Subway in Lusk, Wyoming, and didn’t tell them because the service sucked.
—I was overcharged at a liquor store in Mounds View, Minnesota, and I did tell them because the total came to over $8,000 for a six pack.
—I met a woman at an Arby’s in Kearney, Nebraska, who believed South Dakota was an exciting state to visit.
—I went through South Dakota, and wanted to drive off a cliff after passing the 257th sign for Wall Drug. BUT THERE WERE NO CLIFFS.
—Then there were cliffs, in the western part. I decided to boycott Wall Drug instead.
—In the mountains of Colorado, I urinated in a tributary of Clear Creek, the water source of the Coors Brewery.
—I drank a beer infused with bull testicles. This beer: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout.

From beerpulse.com
—I drank a beer named after Kurt Vonnegut, using a recipe from his maternal grandfather. This beer: Kurt’s Mile High Malt.

From wynkoop.com
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Sounds fun. How did the beer with the bull testicles taste?
It was good! We were told each can only had .04% worth of bull testicle in it, and I’m not sure what bull testicle actually tastes like. So I wasn’t really sure what to look for….
Haha it might have been that extra spice to make it taste good.
Beer infused with bull testicles? I’ve had my testicles infused with beer many times. And I’ve also been told I’m full of bull. Is that kin d of the same thing?
I suppose it would be, if you put it in a can and drank it.
So far, the Coors Brewing Company isn’t returning my calls.
I guess your trip makes Coors into beer infused with urine infused with beer infused with bull testicles.
A whole lotta infusion went on….
I like the picture of the stout with “stout brewed with bull testicles”!
It was good stuff!