Moses And His Migrant Caravan Blown To Smithereens By US Military
In a pretty cool fusion of current events and biblical lore, the prophet Moses (who killed a guy one time) and his migrant caravan were blown to smithereens as they arrived at the US border, ending their 40-year journey through the desert with a bang.
After leaving Egypt—a major shithole—the caravan just kind of wafted through the wilderness and for the purposes of this story landed in the Mexican desert. Fox News believers looked on with horror as a convoy chock full of Middle Easterners made its way towards US soil.
Anyways, as the immigrants strolled up to the Texas border, the US military carried out the true hope of Donny and his followers, and blew the whole shebang to smithereens.
That’s pretty close to how it went down in the Bible, right?
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The Philosophunculist 
According to the Bible, Moses’s caravan actually invaded their neighbors, killed them, and took over their land and their jobs.
That’s the goal of immigrants everywhere!